George Sr. Quote #164
Quote from George Sr. in Borderline Personalities
Narrator: A sweat lodge, where he could be a preacher of profit to other type-A executives like himself.
George Sr.: All right, this whole area here, this is going to be visitor yurts. Oh... And we're gonna need industrial-size juicers!
Narrator: He went to work on constructing a seminar, much of which he borrowed from his brief stint as a Jewish-y guru while in prison.
George Sr.: Will you read that back to me, please?
Narrator: This time, however, he needed to be actually ordained as a religious preacher to avoid tax implications.
George Sr.: Lemonade!
Narrator: But fortunately, there was a Phoenix for him, too. But business really took off when an article about George Sr.'s operation appeared in an exclusively first-class in-flight magazine.
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Quote from Buster
George Sr.: We're getting a divorce. [Buster wails]
Michael: I want to know about the stimulus package.
George Sr.: We haven't had sex since Christmas, Michael!
Buster: I'm- I'm sorry. You had sex seven weeks ago? They were remodeling my room, and I pulled my cot in there, just like camp.
Lucille: We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: Yeah, but then you whispered, "Don't pull out!" [Gob groans]
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: It turned out Lucille had returned to shore, too.
John Beard: [on TV] Why the alleged ship-jacker changed direction is still unexplained.
Narrator: And soon the family met up at the beginning of a fourth season... that would never come.
Quote from George Sr.
Stan Sitwell: This isn't what it looks like!
George Sr.: Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush.
Stan Sitwell: Well, you got me.
George Sr.: You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand.