George Michael Quote #117
Quote from George Michael in Exit Strategy
Michael: We all have to be careful, okay? The prosecution is going to be coming after all of us.
George Michael: Including me?
Michael: Hmm? No. You don't have any secrets.
George Michael: Oh. Yeah, no, I... Um, hey, speaking of that, uh... It's actually her birthday soon, so I thought we could all do something for her.
Michael: Whose birthday?
George Michael: Maeby's. I was changing the subject. We... No, yeah, we weren't talking about Maeby. But she's been feeling kind of left out of the family lately and I thought maybe we could throw her a surprise party, you know.
Narrator: Actually, he'd already told her about it.
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‘Exit Strategy’ Quotes
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: I'm afraid I might not be able to be deposed either. I got a call out of the blue for a chance to play a very important part in The Prosecution.
Michael: The prosecution called you?
Tobias: I assume it's a CBS procedural. Although they didn't send sides, so I thought I'd trot out a Vagina Monologue, or something else I know. And they did ask for old photos and documents so I went and got these out of the secret room.
Michael: The prosecution is not a TV show. It's clearly somebody in the D.A.'s office trying to get you to flip. These guys will bend the law to enforce the law.
Tobias: Tell me that's not a CBS franchise.
Quote from Michael
Michael: And so you just finished off the bottle?
Lindsay: Well, I had to. It's vodka. It goes bad once it's opened.
Michael: I think that's another one of Mom's little fibs. You know, like "I'll sacrifice anything for my children."
George Michael Bluth Quotes
Quote from My Mother, the Car
Gob: So, what's up?
George Michael: I, uh, need you to make some fake I.D.'s for me and Maeby.
Gob: Like a passport?
George Michael: Yeah, yeah. That'd be great. Oh, and, uh, preferably French. I like the way they think.
Quote from An Old Start
Maeby: You would've had to lie about scuba, 'cause you would've been scared.
George Michael: Why do you say I'm scared of scuba? I'm not.
Maeby: You passed out at the aquarium.
George Michael: Well, they make you feel like you're underwater with all these giant...
Maeby: Dolphins?
George Michael: I still think that was some kind of smiling, kind of bemused baby shark.