Michael Quote #329
Quote from Michael in Family Ties
Lindsay: Well, why don't you just go to Dad and ask him who Nellie is, point-blank?
Michael: So he can just cover it up and lie? I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family.
Tobias: [to Lindsay] Oh, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to.
Michael: Okay, but that's the last one.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Family Ties’ Quotes
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: Well, I'm off to the the gym to prepare for our tryst.
Michael: Tryst?
Tobias: Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
Michael: You can just say intercourse.
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: Aw, this isn't going to happen. I just want you to be satisfied.
Lindsay: Oh, T, you're always thinking of others.
Tobias: I tried that. It didn't work either.
Lindsay: Well, you know, maybe I would be more attracted to you if you were in better shape. You know, if were just more muscular and masculine. Does that make me shallow?
Tobias: No. I was going to say the same thing to you.
Quote from Tobias
Michael: Kind of remember these being faster, you know?
Tobias: Yeah, well, we were probably all so jacked up on amyl and disco music, we didn't notice. But you know what? I'm glad about this printer lag, because I was hoping to have a jaw session with you.
Michael: Well, why don't we just say as long as that means a talk.