Lucille Quote #173
Quote from Lucille in Making a Stand
Michael: Mom, if you're gonna speak to these guys like this, you might want to sleep with one eye open.
Lucille: Actually, I'll be sleeping at your place. Paint fumes are deadly.
Michael: You know Dad's under house arrest here?
Lucille: It'll be nice to get a break from him, too. Besides, I certainly can't recuperate here.
Michael: Recuperate?
Lucille: I didn't want to worry anyone. It's a routine procedure, very common for women my age.
Michael: I see, the apartment's not the only thing getting a face-lift. Hope you kept your punch card, you're about due for a free one.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Making a Stand’ Quotes
Quote from Buster
George Sr.: J. Walter Weatherman was in on it, too?
Michael: Right from the very start.
Buster: So you did use him. Look at this place. Look at my home.
Police Officer: Freeze! Drop the gun.
Michael: It's okay. We're just trying to teach this guy a lesson.
J. Water Weatherman: Drop the gun! [gun shot] [Buster screams]
Buster: Oh, my God!
Gob: Buster's good hand just came...
Michael: ...flying off.
Buster: And that's why you don't use a one-armed person to scare someone.
Quote from George Sr.
George Sr.: Get away, I'll shoot! I will! I will! I'll take you all out!
Michael: This is all fake. These guys are painters!
George Sr.: I'll kill you! [gun shot]
J. Water Weatherman: Oh, God, my arm!
Michael: Dad, you just shot off this... this guy's arm.
J. Water Weatherman: And that's why you don't teach your father a lesson.
George Sr.: Now who's the stupid one now? Thank you, Gob.
Quote from Tobias
Narrator: It was the first time someone took Tobias's side-
Tobias: Bob? Bob?
Narrator: ...and he wanted to thank him.
Tobias: Listen, uh as much as I hate losing Lindsay and everything, I feel like I'm making a friend in you. So, I was wondering if maybe tonight you just want to, uh take in a movie, or a shvitz or just stay in and nest.
Bob Loblaw: Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog.
Tobias: Of course, the "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." [chuckles] Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!
Narrator: While Tobias was trying to get his mouth around Bob Loblaw...