Tobias Quote #139

Quote from Tobias in Mr. F

Tobias: You missed a spot. Anyway, we should be looking at some big yen coming in from the Japanese. And when it does, I'm taking my gym buddy out to dinner. Ha, I barely even know you! Who's Frank?
Frank: Well, I've been wanting to talk to you about that, but it's a little awkward.
Tobias: Oh, well I've been wanting to have my own awkward talk as well.
Frank: I think we can be more than just gym buddies.
Tobias: You're blowing my mind, Frank.
Frank: I'm an agent, and I'd like to work with you.
Tobias: Oh. Oh. Well, this is great news, okay, good. I'm so glad you went first. What agency are you with?
Narrator: Frank said "CIA," a government agency that was responsible for this catastrophe. But Tobias thought he said "CAA," a talent agency which was responsible for this one.

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 ‘Mr. F’ Quotes

Quote from George Michael

George Michael: A suit! Dad, it's a Jack Welch!
Michael: I want you to look under the pants.
George Michael: Quicken! Premier! Dad, I hope you kept the receipt.
Michael: You want to return that?
George Michael: What? No, I want to deduct it.

Quote from George Sr.

Narrator: Later that day, Michael went into the office to find the rest of his family.
Larry: Well, look who's finally gracing us with his presence.
Michael: What's the surrogate doing here?
Larry: We're meeting with the lawyers...
George Sr.: [into headset] So I've hired this guy to be my eyes and ears.
Michael: You know, Dad, this guy costs us a fortune.
Larry: He's worth every penny.
George Sr.: Hey, I didn't say that.

Quote from Gob

Gob: They destroyed our town, but they can't take away our memories?
Buster: [into headset] Oh, I've...
Larry: had the time of my life.
Lucille: I think he's being sarcastic, Gob.
Buster: No, I'm not, Mother. I mean lover.
Larry: I like making love to Mother.
Buster: I mean lover!
Gob: Oh, my God, Buster, is that you?
Buster: Yes. Gob, it's just I wanted to spend some time with you. That's all. And you enjoyed it, you can't deny that.
Gob: I guess you're right. Maybe we should spend more time together.
Buster: Oh. I'd really like that.
Gob: It's weird. It took some idiot parrot man with a camera in his hat to bring us together. [Larry slaps Gob]
Narrator: But even a pro like Larry has a breaking point.