Tobias Quote #138

Quote from Tobias in Mr. F

Michael: Hey, what happened to you?
Tobias: Oh, I got highlights. It'll blend in in about a week.
Michael: Yeah, I actually meant the collapse.
Tobias: Oh, I don't know. It probably has something to do with the 4,000 hair plugs I had in one sitting.
Michael: Maybe you ought to see a doctor.

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 ‘Mr. F’ Quotes

Quote from George Michael

George Michael: A suit! Dad, it's a Jack Welch!
Michael: I want you to look under the pants.
George Michael: Quicken! Premier! Dad, I hope you kept the receipt.
Michael: You want to return that?
George Michael: What? No, I want to deduct it.

Quote from George Sr.

Narrator: Later that day, Michael went into the office to find the rest of his family.
Larry: Well, look who's finally gracing us with his presence.
Michael: What's the surrogate doing here?
Larry: We're meeting with the lawyers...
George Sr.: [into headset] So I've hired this guy to be my eyes and ears.
Michael: You know, Dad, this guy costs us a fortune.
Larry: He's worth every penny.
George Sr.: Hey, I didn't say that.

Quote from Gob

Gob: They destroyed our town, but they can't take away our memories?
Buster: [into headset] Oh, I've...
Larry: had the time of my life.
Lucille: I think he's being sarcastic, Gob.
Buster: No, I'm not, Mother. I mean lover.
Larry: I like making love to Mother.
Buster: I mean lover!
Gob: Oh, my God, Buster, is that you?
Buster: Yes. Gob, it's just I wanted to spend some time with you. That's all. And you enjoyed it, you can't deny that.
Gob: I guess you're right. Maybe we should spend more time together.
Buster: Oh. I'd really like that.
Gob: It's weird. It took some idiot parrot man with a camera in his hat to bring us together. [Larry slaps Gob]
Narrator: But even a pro like Larry has a breaking point.