Steve Holt Quote #7

Quote from Steve Holt in Notapusy

Narrator: Michael arrived at the fair, sore from over-training.
Michael: Can't really go that high. I'm in a lot of pain, here.
Steve Holt: Yeah, you know, I figured you'd be that way, so, uh... Coach gave me these. They're, uh, pills filled with oxygen.
Michael: Yeah?
Steve Holt: They keep you from being incontinent. Have one, they're called Oxy-Incontinent.
Narrator: Steve didn't have that quite right.

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Quote from Gob

Gob: A young neighborhood tough by the name of Steve Holt's gonna be here any minute.
Michael: Your son.
Gob: According to him.
Michael: And a DNA test.
Gob: I heard the jury's still out on science.

Quote from Michael

Lindsay: I mean, come on, I'm the nanny.
Michael: Of course. Who wouldn't want to snog the nanny?
Lindsay: Snog? Is that another one of your new British-isms?
Narrator: It was. Michael had recently fallen bum-over-noggin for a beautiful Englishwoman called Rita.
Michael: Did I say "snog" again? Oh, bloody hell.

Quote from Steve Holt

Narrator: Michael, meanwhile, had begun training for the triathlon to keep from humiliating himself in front of Rita.
[montage:]
Steve Holt: Don't ask "can I?" Ask "I can!"
Steve Holt: You can control your bladder when you're dead.
Steve Holt: No blood, no oil!
Steve Holt: There's no "I" in "win."