Tobias Quote #120
Quote from Tobias in Spring Breakout
Tobias: Come on! Let's see some bananas and nuts! Oh, perhaps we should just pull their pants off.
Phillip Litt: Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing? This is where we shoot.
Lindsay: Yeah, well, you've got competition now, 'cause we're making our own video.
Phillip Litt: Will you just get over it! It's nudity. Just because you're ashamed of your body doesn't mean everybody should be.
Tobias: Oh, really? Well, let's see how you feel about what you're packing.
[Tobias bends down and pulls down Phillip Litt's pants to reveal a pair of denim cut-offs]
Lindsay: [gasps] You're a [bleep] never-nude? You're asking girls to take their tops off, and you can't even be naked? I've gotta get this.
Tobias: Lindsay, I've already got it. I'm back into cutoffs. Lindsay?
Phillip Litt: I didn't see you at the convention.
Tobias: No, I was in Germany. I teleconferenced in.
Phillip Litt: Oh, did you go to the seminar on chafing?
Tobias: Dr. Schoenweiss. Yes.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Spring Breakout’ Quotes
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: Scandalmakers was a show that reenacted headline-grabbing stories. The latest was about the Bluth family, the rights of which had been signed away by Tobias in exchange for the part of George Sr.
TV Narrator: When allegations surfaced he'd illegally built homes in Iraq George Bluth Sr., assisted by his secretary, Kitty escaped the country.
Narrator: Due to poor acting, the burden of the story was placed on the narrator.
TV Narrator: Only to be found hiding under one of the homes that he built.
Narrator: He was actually found in a hole near the house, but this inattention to detail was typical of the laziness the show's narrator was known for.
George Sr. actor: I can't survive under the house. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.
Narrator: Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap.
Quote from Lucille
Cal Cullen: Michael, I'm sorry. I cannot do business with you. I mean, I couldn't afford to end up on Scandalmakers.
Lucille: Oh, you could afford to do anything you want. You're just a big chicken. A-coodle-doodle-do. A-coodle-doodle-do. A-coodle-doodle-do.
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: Restless, Buster went to the kitchen to find something to help him sleep when he came across Lucille's emergency stash of wine-
Buster: Motherlode.
Narrator: ...which he mistook for a giant juice box. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.