Maeby Quote #172

Quote from Maeby in Spring Breakout

Narrator: Unbeknownst to Lindsay, Maeby was a fairly prominent member of the media, as she had secretly conned her way into a job as a film executive.
Mort Meyers: This Young Man on the Beach script sucks. She'd go to the guy just 'cause he said she's awesome? You call that dialogue?
Maeby: Hey, I didn't write it.
Mort Meyers: No, but you're gonna fix it. It's a spring break movie. Find out what they sound like.
Maeby: Oh, yeah, right. Do you really think I look college-aged?
Mort Meyers: I'm not drunk. But I'm willing to be. Hint.
Maeby: Oh, Mort, you're gonna be so easy to blackmail. Hint.


 ‘Spring Breakout’ Quotes

Quote from Narrator

Narrator: Scandalmakers was a show that reenacted headline-grabbing stories. The latest was about the Bluth family, the rights of which had been signed away by Tobias in exchange for the part of George Sr.
TV Narrator: When allegations surfaced he'd illegally built homes in Iraq George Bluth Sr., assisted by his secretary, Kitty escaped the country.
Narrator: Due to poor acting, the burden of the story was placed on the narrator.
TV Narrator: Only to be found hiding under one of the homes that he built.
Narrator: He was actually found in a hole near the house, but this inattention to detail was typical of the laziness the show's narrator was known for.
George Sr. actor: I can't survive under the house. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.
Narrator: Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap.

Quote from Lucille

Cal Cullen: Michael, I'm sorry. I cannot do business with you. I mean, I couldn't afford to end up on Scandalmakers.
Lucille: Oh, you could afford to do anything you want. You're just a big chicken. A-coodle-doodle-do. A-coodle-doodle-do. A-coodle-doodle-do.

 Maeby Funke Quotes

Quote from Out on a Limb

George Michael: Oh, no, it's my Dad. I'm supposed to be at work.
Maeby: You know, George Michael, you worry too much. It's Sunday. You're allowed to have a couple of hours off. You don't see me nervous about being on my third Virgin Mary.
George Michael: Why would you be nervous? There's no alcohol in a Virgin Mary.
Maeby: There isn't? This is unbelievable. Can I get a virgin pina colada when you get a chance? Now we'll get things started.

Quote from An Old Start

Maeby: Look. Here's my advice. Okay? You go to Rebel's, you take my bag of lacy ticklers, hoo-ha bras, dog toys, and sex knobs with you. And you act like you're expecting a booty call, as the old people think the young people say. All right? You tell her, "I'm just here for a quickie, and I'm out of here." Mr. Brash. And she'll drop you like a buttered cane.
George Michael: Is that something old people say?
Maeby: Yeah. I'm trying to get it going.
George Michael: That's cool.