Michael Quote #239

Quote from Michael in Spring Breakout

Lindsay: No, I'm not doing another intervention with her. Last time, I felt terrible for a week.
Narrator: One year earlier, the family had tried an intervention.
Michael: You're pouring a drink? What are you doing?
Gob: What if she's mad?
Lindsay: Good point.
Tobias: Perhaps I'll have a little sip of something.
Michael: Guys, what could she do to us? Do we have anything single malt?
Narrator: And although the intervention didn't work-
Michael: We think you have a "prollen."
Gob: You're a "mesh".
Narrator: It turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties.


 ‘Spring Breakout’ Quotes

Quote from Narrator

Narrator: Scandalmakers was a show that reenacted headline-grabbing stories. The latest was about the Bluth family, the rights of which had been signed away by Tobias in exchange for the part of George Sr.
TV Narrator: When allegations surfaced he'd illegally built homes in Iraq George Bluth Sr., assisted by his secretary, Kitty escaped the country.
Narrator: Due to poor acting, the burden of the story was placed on the narrator.
TV Narrator: Only to be found hiding under one of the homes that he built.
Narrator: He was actually found in a hole near the house, but this inattention to detail was typical of the laziness the show's narrator was known for.
George Sr. actor: I can't survive under the house. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.
Narrator: Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap.

Quote from Lucille

Cal Cullen: Michael, I'm sorry. I cannot do business with you. I mean, I couldn't afford to end up on Scandalmakers.
Lucille: Oh, you could afford to do anything you want. You're just a big chicken. A-coodle-doodle-do. A-coodle-doodle-do. A-coodle-doodle-do.

 Michael Bluth Quotes

Quote from Check Mates

George Michael: Well, maybe we're gonna end up together in the banana stand someday.
Michael: Mm. Well, there's always money in the banana stand.
George Michael: Right.
Michael: Where is that from? Is that from something?

Quote from Emotional Baggage

Michael: It never made sense, because, you know, he doesn't fit in with those people, and I think that George Michael and I are gonna be closer than ever. He's gonna need a father... still needs a father. The only mother figure he's ever had in his life was...
Gob: Oh, it was Mom.
Michael: Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Huh, poor kid.
Gob: I can't imagine.
Michael: Nor can I.
Gob: Wait, we had Mom.
Michael: You know, in a way, she was our mom.