Tobias Quote #108
Quote from Tobias in Sword of Destiny
Ted: Michael, Starla told us about the cutback. You know, a lot of our overhead is tied up in the fact we are on the top floor of a very expensive building. If we move just one floor lower-
Michael: Ted, everything's fine. I got it all under control, and nobody needs to move.
Tobias: I'm sorry. Ted, is it?
Ted: Yes.
Tobias: Ted. Did Ted make an appointment?
Ted: No, I just work down the hall and-
Tobias: No. Well, then, Ted can get the hell out of this office!
Ted: I'm talking-
Tobias: You get the hell out! [calmly] And that's how you keep out unwanted visitors.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Sword of Destiny’ Quotes
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Tobias: Although, if I may, let me take off my assistant skirt and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
Michael: What?
Tobias: The reason that you can't accept my help is the same reason you can't hear that gentleman's idea, because you have to be in total control of everything. And it's going to make you sick if you can't let go.
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Tobias: Wouldn't do what?
Lindsay: Be Michael's assistant.
Tobias: [chuckles] Well, that's what I came down here to ask about. I think you'll find me more than qualified.
Michael: It's really not that simple. Uh, you'd have to submit a resume.
Tobias: Booyah!
Michael: Wow. Gobias Industries.
Tobias: Gobias.
Michael: Right.
Tobias: As in "Go buy us a cup of-"
Michael: I remember, yeah.
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Dr. Stein: But I'm certainly good enough to take out that appendix of yours.
Lucille: Appendix? I don't buy it. Could be a hernia.
Tobias: Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.