Lindsay Quote #119
Quote from Lindsay in Sword of Destiny
Michael: That was a very important phone call.
Lindsay: I don't have much time, Michael. Tobias is about to walk in here any minute asking for a job, and I need you to hire him.
Michael: [answers phone] Hi. I'm sor- [Lindsay hangs up again] Look, it isn't my idea, it's his. But I need a break from Mrs. Featherbottom.
Narrator: Since moving out, Tobias had been pretending to be a British housekeeper as a way to be close to his family. However, his desire to now be discovered as himself was becoming bothersome.
Michael: Can't you just tell him you know that he's Mrs. Featherbottom?
Lindsay: Oh, no, no, no. She's the only one who can hand wash my delicates.
Michael: Yeah, the real Tobias wouldn't do that.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Sword of Destiny’ Quotes
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: Although, if I may, let me take off my assistant skirt and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
Michael: What?
Tobias: The reason that you can't accept my help is the same reason you can't hear that gentleman's idea, because you have to be in total control of everything. And it's going to make you sick if you can't let go.
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: Wouldn't do what?
Lindsay: Be Michael's assistant.
Tobias: [chuckles] Well, that's what I came down here to ask about. I think you'll find me more than qualified.
Michael: It's really not that simple. Uh, you'd have to submit a resume.
Tobias: Booyah!
Michael: Wow. Gobias Industries.
Tobias: Gobias.
Michael: Right.
Tobias: As in "Go buy us a cup of-"
Michael: I remember, yeah.
Quote from Tobias
Dr. Stein: But I'm certainly good enough to take out that appendix of yours.
Lucille: Appendix? I don't buy it. Could be a hernia.
Tobias: Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.