Gob Quote #168
Quote from Gob in Burning Love
Gob: Smooth, Michael like her father's head, chest, arms, legs and ass.
Michael: What are you talkin' about?
Gob: He's hairless, Michael. It's a condition. I mean, I hate the guy, but at least he's got [bleep]. Satiny and smooth probably.
Michael: I'm just different than you, Gob. You know, I'm not gonna siphon gas, you know, out of some girl's car like you used to in high school just so you can show up and say, "Car troubles?"
Gob: It's called taking advantage. It's what gets you ahead in life.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Burning Love’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Narrator: Gob had just blown up a car.
Gob: The next thing I know, I'm running for my life. And all I could think was, if something were to ever happen to me how sad I'd be, you know?
Quote from George Michael
Narrator: Michael Bluth was working at home when his son made a curious request.
George Michael: Dad, would anyone miss this Peter and the Wolf read-along record?
Michael: No. Actually, I think that's part of the model home decorations. Why?
George Michael: You're right. My girlfriend Ann wants to have a Christian music bonfire here.
Michael: That sounds like some mild fun. I think we've got some Christmas music.
George Michael: Oh, no. It's not- It's not a "Christian music" bonfire. It's a Christian "music bonfire." You know, we burn all satanic music. The thing is, though, the only music I have is either instructional or humor.
Narrator: He'd been particularly fond of a CD of something called The Jerky Boys.
[flashback:]
Michael: [answers phone] Hello.
George Michael: Hey, nitz. Hey, jerky. I wanna buy a house, Dad. It's gotta be big.
Michael: You- You said "Dad," buddy.
George Michael: Shut up, jerky.
Quote from Lindsay
Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did "nothing" cancel?
Lindsay: All right. I need to borrow a fur.
Michael: I thought you were anti-fur, Lindsay. Weren't you protesting some hunter gun thing yesterday?
Lindsay: I stopped by. I hadn't chosen a side.
[flashback:]
Lindsay: Murderers! You're all murderers!