Lucille Quote #103
Narrator: Lucille was suspicious that Gob was up to some sort of power grab.
Lucille: [on the phone] Gene Parmesan? Lucille Bluth. My son is trying to get me out of my house. I think he may be up to something. [knock on door] Oh. Hold on. That's probably him.
[When Lucille opens the door, she finds a man in a giant rat suit holding balloons]
Lucille: Gene? [the man shakes his head] It's just some idiot with balloons.
Gene Parmesan: [removes head] Oh, is it?
Lucille: [shrieks] I knew it! I want you to keep an eye on my son Gob.
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: You can leave tomorrow after my going-away party for Buster. I still can't believe he's going into the army. You know, he's doing it just to spite me.
Michael: Then why are you throwing him a party?
Lucille: Just to spite him.
Michael: You guys have such a healthy thing going.
Quote from Gob
Michael: So I thought you might want to read it seeing as how you are the president now, even though it's just a title.
Gob: Uh, right. Yes, well we should "circumvrent" union penalties.
Michael: Circumvent. Means to go around.
Gob: The old reach around.
Michael: Trust me. This makes you look like a leader. Okay?
Gob: I don't think that I need any help with that. [framed "Never Give Up" inspirational poster falls from the wall and smashes] [bleep] it. Just leave it where it is.
Quote from Public Relations
Lucille: I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna.
Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.