Lindsay Quote #83

Quote from Lindsay in The One Where They Build a House

Maeby: Is this about Gangie's homeless guy?
Michael: Gangie's homeless guy?
Maeby: Yeah, it's all over the news. Gangie gave C.P.R. to a homeless guy on the beach.
Narrator: Lindsay felt respect for her mother and decided that perhaps she could overcome her pride and help someone too.
Lindsay: I've got someone for your crew, Michael. My boyfriend, the homeless guy. I wonder if he even has an apartment or...

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