Gob Quote #121
Quote from Gob in The One Where They Build a House
Narrator: chael to building a model home in two weeks.
Michael: We can't build a house in two weeks. Also, I'm not sure how "Solid as a Rock" helps people forget the fact that we built houses in Iraq.
Gob: I love that.
Michael: But you probably know best because you're president.
Gob: We don't have to build a real house, Michael. Like you said, it's all for appearances anyway. We throw up a couple of walls. We build a fake one.
Michael: What are you talking about?
Gob: Nothing on the inside.
Michael: I'll never get a crew to build it. They'd lose their licenses.
Gob: Then you build it yourself, damn it! Hey, there she is, my little business model. Sorry about that "build it yourself' crap. I was thinking I might take her to the ribbon-cutting. You end up finding a date yet? No, no.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘The One Where They Build a House’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Michael: Hey, whoa, whoa, was that Dad?
Gob: Yeah, I had to, uh, jump off.
Michael: You just had Dad on the phone? Where was he?
Gob: No way to tell, really. Portugal. Down South America way.
Quote from Buster
Buster: They're taking me in the army. They didn't think there was enough wrong with me.
Lucille: Well, did they check everything?
Buster: Yes. They even touched my Charlie Browns.
Quote from Lindsay
Lindsay: There's a cream with real diamonds in it. I can actually smear diamonds on my face, and it's only $400 a tub. That's like, what, like a million diamonds for $400?
Michael: Mm.
Lindsay: A million [bleep] diamonds.