Tobias Quote #66
Quote from Tobias in The One Where They Build a House
Tobias: Is she on you about that diamond cream?
Michael: My husband's jealous because since we decided to have an open marriage I've been doing a little better than he has. It is not a competition, Lindsay. We are doing this to save our marriage. But I should be telling you that I have been meeting my fair share of groupies. Or should I say "Bluepies"?
Narrator: Tobias had recently auditioned as an understudy for the silent performance art trio, the Blue Man Group.
[flashback:]
Tobias: And this is "Kids" from Bye, Bye, Birdie.
Narrator: He had yet to hear back from them.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘The One Where They Build a House’ Quotes
Quote from Buster
Buster: They're taking me in the army. They didn't think there was enough wrong with me.
Lucille: Well, did they check everything?
Buster: Yes. They even touched my Charlie Browns.
Quote from Gob
Michael: Hey, whoa, whoa, was that Dad?
Gob: Yeah, I had to, uh, jump off.
Michael: You just had Dad on the phone? Where was he?
Gob: No way to tell, really. Portugal. Down South America way.
Quote from Lindsay
Lindsay: There's a cream with real diamonds in it. I can actually smear diamonds on my face, and it's only $400 a tub. That's like, what, like a million diamonds for $400?
Michael: Mm.
Lindsay: A million [bleep] diamonds.