George Sr. Quote #49
Quote from George Sr. in Best Man for the Gob
Narrator: Well, we need to find it before Ira is asked to testify.
George Sr.: I thought we were talking about Gilligan. Who's Ira?
Michael: Ira Gilligan. Ira's his first name. He actually hates to be called Gilligan.
George Sr.: Well, he never told me that.
[flashback:]
George Sr.: Gilligan has promised me that all this money will be saved in I.R.A.s.
Ira Gilligan: It's Ira, sir.
George Sr.: Oh, I'm sorry, Gilligan. Will be saved in "Iras."
[flashback:]
George Sr.: What the hell is this, Gilligan?
Ira Gilligan: It's Ira, sir. Please call me- [bumps into George Sr.]
George Sr.: Gilligan!
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Maeby: Yeah, but I think punctuality is slightly different from rhythm.
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