Michael Quote #93
Quote from Michael in Justice is Blind
Michael: Maggie, why didn't you tell me at your house? And why did you give me this folder?
Maggie Lizer: I was manipulating you. This isn't the real list. This is a wish list.
Michael: I can't believe you set me up.
Maggie Lizer: Well, you lied to me. Chareth Cutestory?
Michael: I know. "Thou shalt not make up a name in vain." But, you know, I walked into that court, and I saw you there... and this can't happen, right?
Maggie Lizer: You're damn right this can't happen. Look at me. This could get me- Are you actually looking at me?
Michael: Yes, I am.
Maggie Lizer: Okay. I could get disbarred for this. And your dad would have to spend tons more time in prison. I gotta tell you something. The thing that really gets to me is that I keep hearing that Michael Bluth is so [bleep] cute.
Michael: Well, I know Maggie Lizer is adorable. You don't know what you're missing.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Justice is Blind’ Quotes
Quote from Maeby
George Michael: Maeby, what are you doing? You know, I still don't get why you're pretending to be two people, and why is one of you sick?
Maeby: Hey, you don't get giant checks if you're healthy. Plus, who's going to get mad at the dying girl?
George Michael: Surely's dying?
Maeby: I figure I'll kill her off just before graduation. Just so everyone gets really sad before prom.
George Michael: Maeby, someone's going to get hurt. Not to mention it's kind of disrespectful for kids who actually have this.
Maeby: Not a lot of kids have B.S. these days.
George Michael: What does that stand for?
Maeby: I don't know. It's B.S.
Quote from Gob
Michael: Can we let another family bring down the Ten Commandments? This family's already done more than its share.
Gob: Oh, now you love the Ten Commandments. And yet, you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it beith me, thy sweet Lord."
Michael: I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob.
Quote from Lindsay
Lindsay: Yes, we did it. We're getting rid of the Ten Commandments. The granite ones in front of the courthouse. You know, all it took was the threat of a lawsuit.
Michael: You're involved with those protesters now? When did that happen?
Lindsay: Oh, who can remember.
Narrator: Lindsay's involvement began hours before when, leaving the plea hearing, she first determined the Ten Commandments didn't belong there.
[flashback:]
Lindsay: And they won't even allow me one lousy cigarette! [walks into the granite block]
Lucille: Honey, they're just heels. They can only support so much weight.
[present:]
Lindsay: I've always been very passionate about the separation of church and state.