Michael Quote #92
Quote from Michael in Justice is Blind
Maggie Lizer: So what do you think? Do we have a case against this idiot family or what?
Michael: Well, that's actually why I wanted to talk to you, Maggie. You see, uh, it turns out that I am actually one of those idiots. I might even be the main idiot. Well, I'm not the main idiot, but I'm the idiot in charge. Yeah. I'm Michael Bluth. Okay? And I want you to know that I never opened up this folder. And if you could see my face uh, you'd see how sorry I am that I lied to you.
Maggie Lizer: You feel sincere. Damn it. I have spent the last five hours hating you ever since I found out you were Michael Bluth in court.
Michael: What? How did you know?
Maggie Lizer: I'm blind, Michael. I'm not stuffed up.
Michael: You smelled me.
Maggie Lizer: I smelled you, baby.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Justice is Blind’ Quotes
Quote from Maeby
George Michael: Maeby, what are you doing? You know, I still don't get why you're pretending to be two people, and why is one of you sick?
Maeby: Hey, you don't get giant checks if you're healthy. Plus, who's going to get mad at the dying girl?
George Michael: Surely's dying?
Maeby: I figure I'll kill her off just before graduation. Just so everyone gets really sad before prom.
George Michael: Maeby, someone's going to get hurt. Not to mention it's kind of disrespectful for kids who actually have this.
Maeby: Not a lot of kids have B.S. these days.
George Michael: What does that stand for?
Maeby: I don't know. It's B.S.
Quote from Gob
Michael: Can we let another family bring down the Ten Commandments? This family's already done more than its share.
Gob: Oh, now you love the Ten Commandments. And yet, you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it beith me, thy sweet Lord."
Michael: I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob.
Quote from Lindsay
Lindsay: Yes, we did it. We're getting rid of the Ten Commandments. The granite ones in front of the courthouse. You know, all it took was the threat of a lawsuit.
Michael: You're involved with those protesters now? When did that happen?
Lindsay: Oh, who can remember.
Narrator: Lindsay's involvement began hours before when, leaving the plea hearing, she first determined the Ten Commandments didn't belong there.
[flashback:]
Lindsay: And they won't even allow me one lousy cigarette! [walks into the granite block]
Lucille: Honey, they're just heels. They can only support so much weight.
[present:]
Lindsay: I've always been very passionate about the separation of church and state.