Gob Quote #83
Quote from Gob in Justice is Blind
Narrator: And Gob decided to pass off his break-in assignment to Tobias.
Gob: Hey, there's the cat. Sorry you couldn't have been down at the prison with us. Dad was asking all about you.
Tobias: Oh. I doubt that very much.
Gob: Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. He feels you've been sucking off this family far too long. And if you don't start pulling your weight around here, it's gonna be shape up or ship up.
Tobias: You know, try as I might, I cannot seem to impress that man.
Gob: Isn't that funny I'm about to knock his socks off again. Yeah, I'm gonna break into this house that's got a bunch of evidence in it. Just to borrow it. Ensure his freedom forever. But, it's a tough job. Might require some agility.
Tobias: [pounces on Gob's back] This kind of agility?
Gob: Let's go, little man.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Justice is Blind’ Quotes
Quote from Maeby
George Michael: Maeby, what are you doing? You know, I still don't get why you're pretending to be two people, and why is one of you sick?
Maeby: Hey, you don't get giant checks if you're healthy. Plus, who's going to get mad at the dying girl?
George Michael: Surely's dying?
Maeby: I figure I'll kill her off just before graduation. Just so everyone gets really sad before prom.
George Michael: Maeby, someone's going to get hurt. Not to mention it's kind of disrespectful for kids who actually have this.
Maeby: Not a lot of kids have B.S. these days.
George Michael: What does that stand for?
Maeby: I don't know. It's B.S.
Quote from Gob
Michael: Can we let another family bring down the Ten Commandments? This family's already done more than its share.
Gob: Oh, now you love the Ten Commandments. And yet, you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it beith me, thy sweet Lord."
Michael: I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob.
Quote from Lindsay
Lindsay: Yes, we did it. We're getting rid of the Ten Commandments. The granite ones in front of the courthouse. You know, all it took was the threat of a lawsuit.
Michael: You're involved with those protesters now? When did that happen?
Lindsay: Oh, who can remember.
Narrator: Lindsay's involvement began hours before when, leaving the plea hearing, she first determined the Ten Commandments didn't belong there.
[flashback:]
Lindsay: And they won't even allow me one lousy cigarette! [walks into the granite block]
Lucille: Honey, they're just heels. They can only support so much weight.
[present:]
Lindsay: I've always been very passionate about the separation of church and state.