Michael Quote #415
Quote from Michael in A New Attitude
Michael: Mom told me you were bragging about seeing somebody in showbiz. Then I see a frozen dove in a freezer.
Gob: That could be anything.
Michael: It said "love each other" on the foot band.
Gob: Yeah, that does sound like one of mine. Whose freezer was it in?
Michael: Rebel. Rebel Alley's. Nice try, Gob. If I want to see bad acting, I'll go see Tobias in A Jew Comes to Dinner.
Narrator: But Gob wasn't acting. He'd just forgotten that he had met a still-partying Rebel Alley. And Rebel returned home to an unfortunate surprise. She felt bad, so quickly put it in a bag, wrote down the species and location from which she'd acquired it and then one further caution. It was a merry mix-up. But neither of them knew any of this.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘A New Attitude’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Gob: I've met someone. Can't really give you any information. Kind of famous-y.
Michael: I also met someone. Also famous-y.
Gob: Have you?
Michael: Can't give you any information.
Gob: Is it Julie Bowen?
Michael: No, it's not. Is yours Julie Bowen?
Gob: Is yours Julie- Oh, my God, Michael, you're seeing Julie Bowen?
Michael: I am not seeing Julie Bowen, but if you are, you tell me right now.
Gob: I want to hear you say the words, "I'm not seeing Julie Bowen."
Michael: I have not seen Julie Bowen.
Gob: Well, that's a funny way to phrase it.
Quote from Gob
Gob: Blah, blah, blah. Look at this.
Michael: What's that mean? You're not gonna sign it?
Gob: No. I was just thinking that I should have my attorney Bob Loblaw look at this.
Quote from Tobias
Narrator: And that's when Gob found a solution to filling one of the houses.
Tobias: I've been looking for a place to live.
Gob: That's great. When can you move in?
Tobias: Uh, duh! Now! Oh, the other sex offenders are going to be so jealous.
Gob: Wait a minute. You know of other people with similar needs?
Narrator: And that's when he filled the rest.
Tobias: Oh, I have a list of men that could fill every opening you have. [coughs] [Gob laughs, coughs]