Narrator Quote #84
Quote from Narrator in Double Crossers
Narrator: In fact, Michael didn't even find out who she was until one night earlier.
Michael: Oh, my God. I'm dating Ron Howard's girlfriend.
Narrator: Although he did have some of the details wrong.
Ron Howard: She's an actress. You know her.
Narrator: She was Ron's illegitimate daughter, a fact unbeknownst to many.
Ron Howard: Well, we kind of like to keep that quiet.
Narrator: A woman who, like Bryce Dallas and Paige Carlyle, was named after where she was conceived. And she actually had worked for some A-list directors. She did a Terrence Malick.
Rebel: Are we the same? Are we the same?
Narrator: She got the lead in a Woody Allen film.
Rebel: But I felt like I was in The Iceman Cometh, but, you know, in my case, he faketh.
Narrator: And was once even directed by her own father...
Ron Howard: Action.
Rebel: Next time, don't pocket it, pay for it. Shoplifting, not cool.
Narrator: In a public service announcement.
Rebel: And cut.
Narrator: Which, like all of Ron's work...
Ron Howard: You know, I think we got it.
Narrator: was inspired by a photograph. Rebel was indeed a rebel. But Michael didn't possess that information.
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Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Narrator: George, Sr. had just discovered that the millions of dollars of American property he owned was worthless...
George Sr.: [on the phone] How did you not notice? You saw all the papers.
Narrator: ...and in Mexico.
Barry: You can't expect me to read every page of that deal. Besides, that one was particularly difficult because it was all in Spanish. It says very clearly, on my business card, "Se habla espanol." I do not speak Spanish.
Quote from Gob
Gob: I'm not a limo driver. I'm a gentleman honey farmer. The only thing I've got back there are my bees.
George Sr.: Beans?
Gob: No, bees.
George Sr.: Bees?
Gob: Bees.
George Sr.: [opens door] Bees! Oh! Bees!
Gob: The boxes fell over on the way here when I had to swerve to avoid an ostrich.
George Sr.: You got to do something about this. These people paid a lot of money. Do something.
Gob: No, they won't listen to me. They've all got CCD.
George Sr.: CCD?
Gob: Colony Collapse Disorder. The guy sold me just really sick bees.
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
George Sr.: [on the phone] Hold on. A client is coming, and I don't know where Oscar is, he's disappeared. And there is something up with him because he is scary now. He has changed.
Barry: Hey, you've changed, you big [bleep]. You're acting like a little girl lately, and not in a good way. Pull yourself together. Act like a man.
George Sr.: You're right, you're right. Okay, love you.
Barry: Love you, too. Bye.