George Michael Quote #26
Quote from George Michael in Marta Complex
Narrator: Like his father, George Michael had been nursing an impossible crush. It was on his cousin, Maeby. And with no one to talk to, he was looking for some kind of direction.
George Michael: Just give me a sign. First one's obvious. Okay.
Narrator: He continued to look for a sign. Until finally...
George Michael: "Maybe tonight." What are the chances?
Narrator: Actually, "Maybe Tonight" was a very popular candy slogan and the chances were one in eight.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Marta Complex’ Quotes
Quote from Tobias
Narrator: Tobias had recently hired actor Carl Weathers as a drama coach.
Tobias: Do you see me more as the respected dramatic actor or more the beloved comic actor?
Carl Weathers: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! There's still plenty of meat on that bone. You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato... Baby, you got a stew goin'.
Tobias: Yes, that's fine. But I would like to focus on my acting, Mr. Weathers. I did give you my last $1,100.
Carl Weathers: Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice, with Anne Archer. Never once touched my per diem. I go to craft service, get some raw veggies, bacon, cup of soup... Baby, I had a stew goin'.
Tobias: I think I'd like my money back.
Quote from George Sr.
Narrator: And the family gathered to watch a videotape George Sr. had sent Lindsay and Tobias for their anniversary.
George Sr.: [on video] Hello, I'm George Bluth and for the next 45 minutes let me take you on a journey...
Lucille: Good grief. He sent us one of his idiot videotapes.
George Sr.: First this..
Video Announcer: You've seen George Bluth on videotape.
George Sr.: [montage on tape] You have got to learn to be alone. I cheated and I lied. And I whored around.
Prisoner: [on tape] Caged Wisdom changed my life.
Video Announcer: Now is your chance to own the entire George Bluth Caged Wisdom library for only four payments of 19.95.
Quote from Lindsay
George Michael: Besides, I don't even care. I mean, first, you said share a room with her, I shared a room with her. Now you're saying don't share a room with her. Fine. I'm just doing whatever you say. You know, the adults making all the decisions around here. Why am I in trouble?
Lindsay: You're not in trouble. We're all just gonna have a more normal arrangement. I'm gonna sleep with my daughter, and you're gonna sleep with my husband.