George Sr. Quote #167

Quote from George Sr. in Borderline Personalities

Oscar: it's too bad you don't have time to try this. Yesterday, I was talking to a lizard, and it turned into Elizabeth Taylor.
George Sr.: Young Elizabeth Taylor? [Oscar nods] Yeah, I could use some maca. Give me some of that.
Narrator: And soon a vision did appear.
George Sr.: I don't know what's going on. For some reason I'm just getting Richard Burton today.


 ‘Borderline Personalities’ Quotes

Quote from Buster

George Sr.: We're getting a divorce. [Buster wails]
Michael: I want to know about the stimulus package.
George Sr.: We haven't had sex since Christmas, Michael!
Buster: I'm- I'm sorry. You had sex seven weeks ago? They were remodeling my room, and I pulled my cot in there, just like camp.
Lucille: We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: Yeah, but then you whispered, "Don't pull out!" [Gob groans]

Quote from Narrator

Narrator: It turned out Lucille had returned to shore, too.
John Beard: [on TV] Why the alleged ship-jacker changed direction is still unexplained.
Narrator: And soon the family met up at the beginning of a fourth season... that would never come.

Quote from George Sr.

Stan Sitwell: This isn't what it looks like!
George Sr.: Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush.
Stan Sitwell: Well, you got me.
George Sr.: You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand.