Lindsay Quote #8
Quote from Lindsay in Top Banana
Narrator: The next morning, Lindsay woke up late in the day hungover from celebrating her one day of employment which, it turns out, she had slept through.
Casting Director: [on phone] All right, Lindsay, forget it. We'll get someone else.
Narrator: Tobias was next on the call list but, unfortunately, couldn't hear the phone over the sound of the shower.
[Tobias sobs in the shower]
Narrator: He did, however, use Lindsay's conditioner and was surprised to find that it did help his self-esteem.
Lindsay: Mornin'. You look nice.
T-Bone: What?
Lindsay: You look very handsome today.
T-Bone: Thank you, Lindsay.
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Tobias: First of all, I love it. Quick question though. Am I panicked about the fire, or am I being brave for everyone else?
Casting Director: The fire? It's- It's a fire sale.
Tobias: Oh. Oh. Okay, I didn't, um... Well, let's give it a shot. [wails] Oh, my God! We're having a fire... sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the schoolchildren! [screams] [sings] Amaaa.... [shouts] This isn't a fever! [sings] zing grace... [shouts] I can't even see where the knob is! [sighs] And scene.
Casting Director: Um... Would you like to try that a little simpler maybe?
Tobias: No.
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Lucille: Luz, that coat cost more than your house! [to Michael] Oh, that's how we joke. She doesn't even have a house.
Quote from Lucille
Michael: So what do you want me to do about it?
Lucille: Don't take that tone. He's my son. I want you to make him stop calling me.