George Sr. Quote #3

Quote from George Sr. in Top Banana

Michael: I need the flight records, Dad. I'm trying to find some money for the family.
George Sr.: There's always money in the banana stand. [clicks tongue] I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Want some? You wanna take a bite? Take a bite.
Michael: Please. Please.
George Sr.: Come on. Take a bite. Bite.
Michael: The S.E.C. has locked up our funds. These guys aren't messing around.
Prison Guard: No touching!
Michael: So I need you to tell me. Were you taking vacations in the jet? Is that what you're hiding from me?
George Sr.: I haven't had a vacation in years. This is my vacation. I'm exercising. I'm- I'm sleeping well.
Michael: You're doing time.
George Sr.: I'm doing the time of my life!

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