Tobias Quote #6
Quote from Tobias in Top Banana
Tobias: I agree with Michael. It's important not to tie your self-esteem into how you look or what people think of you. I mean, look at me. I'm an actor. An actor, for crying out loud! I mean, you know how much rejection I face every day? But in this business of show you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide of an elephant.
Lindsay: But you've never actually had an audition.
Tobias: Well... [as Steve Martin] excuse me! [normal voice] Excuse me. [exits]
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Top Banana’ Quotes
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: First of all, I love it. Quick question though. Am I panicked about the fire, or am I being brave for everyone else?
Casting Director: The fire? It's- It's a fire sale.
Tobias: Oh. Oh. Okay, I didn't, um... Well, let's give it a shot. [wails] Oh, my God! We're having a fire... sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the schoolchildren! [screams] [sings] Amaaa.... [shouts] This isn't a fever! [sings] zing grace... [shouts] I can't even see where the knob is! [sighs] And scene.
Casting Director: Um... Would you like to try that a little simpler maybe?
Tobias: No.
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: Luz, that coat cost more than your house! [to Michael] Oh, that's how we joke. She doesn't even have a house.
Quote from Lucille
Michael: So what do you want me to do about it?
Lucille: Don't take that tone. He's my son. I want you to make him stop calling me.