Lindsay Quote #5

Quote from Lindsay in Pilot

Michael: Let me ask you a question. Where the hell have you been? Why didn't you call me?
Lindsay: Look at my life, Michael. Tobias is out of work. We're in debt. It's...
Michael: What are you doing? Are you trying to cry?
Lindsay: I'm sad. Life is hard right now. I've got the J.D.L. on my ass.
Michael: J.D.L.?
Lindsay: [whispers] Jewish Defense League.
Michael: Oh, the circumcision thing? This is why I was against HOOP. Why didn't you just mind your own business?


 ‘Pilot’ Quotes

Quote from Lindsay

Lindsay: It's been crazy. We just had an amazing fund-raiser for HOOP.
Michael: HOOP?
Lucille: My anti-circumcision movement.
Lindsay: I think it looks frightening when it's cut off. It's a Doberman. Let it have its ears.

Quote from George Sr.

Michael: I was so loyal. I worked so hard. Why didn't you just put me in charge?
George Sr.: Michael, listen to me. These guys, the S.E.C., they've been after me for years. I put you in charge, you're gonna be wearing one of these jumpsuits too.
Michael: I could've helped-
George Sr.: You'd be an accomplice. No. It had to be your mom. [whispers] They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.
Michael: Yeah, I don't think that that's true, Dad.
George Sr.: Really? [sighs] I got the worst [bleep] attorneys.

 Lindsay Bluth-Funke Quotes

Quote from Everyone Gets Atrophy

Michael: You're running for office now?
Lindsay: [chuckles] As a matter of fact, I am. I want to be part of the problem.

Quote from S.O.B.s

Narrator: Michael had asked Lindsay to take care of the house, and to his surprise-
Michael: You're sort of doing it.
Narrator: ...she was sort of doing it.
Lindsay: Yeah, check it out. I found that canned ham that we'd had forever, and I put it in a pot of boiling water, and guess what I'm calling it?
Michael: Soup?
Lindsay: Hot ham water.