Tobias Quote #175
Quote from Tobias in Development Arrested
Tobias: I booked the perfect location and some wonderful performers for the party. We're having it at the Queen Mary.
Buster: [gasps] Queen Mary? That's a ship!
Tobias: Oh, no, no, no. It's a chain of popular nightclubs. Although I haven't been to this particular location. It's on the Long Beach Harbor.
Buster: That's the ship.
Michael: Buster, don't worry about it. They've actually welded it to the dock.
Tobias: Although, perhaps I should call the "Hot Cops" and tell them to come up with something more nautically themed. Hot Sailors. Better yet, Hot Seam-
Michael: I like Hot Sailors.
Tobias: Hmm. Me too.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Development Arrested’ Quotes
Quote from Michael
Narrator: And the two grand ladies made their escape together.
Police Officer: Lucille Bluth, please pull over and step away from the historic ship.
Michael: I think Gangie's trying to make a break for it.
George Michael: Well, I guess we should go back. Family sticks together, huh?
Michael: Yeah. On the other hand, we do have a full tank of gas, a house in Cabo, and 500 grand in cashier's checks. What say we give them no choice but to keep themselves all together for a while?
Quote from Michael
Michael: Let's see if we are on Mad Money, huh?
Woman: [on TV] And they deliver insulin right to my door!
Michael: It's probably on right after this ad. This is going to be great for us, too. It's going to give us a chance to spend some time together, you know? It's like I don't even know what's going on in your life right now. Are there any girls or...?
George Michael: Actually I've been wrestling with some pretty taboo-
Michael: Shh-shh. Here it is!
Jim Cramer: [on TV] They beat the treason charges! We had it as a "Don't buy." Let's bump it up to a "Risky!"
Michael: Risky! There it is!
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: It was Arrested Development. On the epilogue, Michael wakes up to another strange bedfellow after his first night at sea.
George Sr.: How was the party?
Narrator: And Maeby pitches her TV show to a Hollywood icon who says...
Ron Howard: No, I, uh... I don't see it as a series. Maybe a movie.