Gob Quote #262
Quote from Gob in Making a Stand
Narrator: George Sr., meanwhile, had grown suspicious of his sons.
George Sr.: What was that with Michael just now?
Gob: He wants to teach you a lesson.
George Sr.: What kind of lesson?
Gob: J. Walter Weatherman lesson. He's going to fake a kidnapping and helicopter ride to Colombia.
George Sr.: He's going to teach me a lesson using my own scare toy?
Gob: The Weatherman wouldn't do it. I think Buster turned him.
George Sr.: Yeah, well, he'll say yes for me. All right, we'll go along with his lesson, but we're going to teach him one of our own. It's got to be a secret, okay? Between a dad and his his favorite son.
Gob: Don't worry, Pop. Gob Bluth doesn't cave.
George Sr.: Yeah, you just did for me.
Gob: Well, you asked me to, so I thought...
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Making a Stand’ Quotes
Quote from Buster
George Sr.: J. Walter Weatherman was in on it, too?
Michael: Right from the very start.
Buster: So you did use him. Look at this place. Look at my home.
Police Officer: Freeze! Drop the gun.
Michael: It's okay. We're just trying to teach this guy a lesson.
J. Water Weatherman: Drop the gun! [gun shot] [Buster screams]
Buster: Oh, my God!
Gob: Buster's good hand just came...
Michael: ...flying off.
Buster: And that's why you don't use a one-armed person to scare someone.
Quote from George Sr.
George Sr.: Get away, I'll shoot! I will! I will! I'll take you all out!
Michael: This is all fake. These guys are painters!
George Sr.: I'll kill you! [gun shot]
J. Water Weatherman: Oh, God, my arm!
Michael: Dad, you just shot off this... this guy's arm.
J. Water Weatherman: And that's why you don't teach your father a lesson.
George Sr.: Now who's the stupid one now? Thank you, Gob.
Quote from Tobias
Narrator: It was the first time someone took Tobias's side-
Tobias: Bob? Bob?
Narrator: ...and he wanted to thank him.
Tobias: Listen, uh as much as I hate losing Lindsay and everything, I feel like I'm making a friend in you. So, I was wondering if maybe tonight you just want to, uh take in a movie, or a shvitz or just stay in and nest.
Bob Loblaw: Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog.
Tobias: Of course, the "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." [chuckles] Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!
Narrator: While Tobias was trying to get his mouth around Bob Loblaw...