Michael Quote #244
Quote from Michael in Righteous Brothers
Barry: Gob is bringing your father. Everything is going to work out fine.
Michael: Well, I wish they'd hurry up. But you know what, Barry, I gotta tell you, I am a little torn. I mean, my father, he has created a lot of problems for the family and by staying in the attic he was ensuring I would go to jail with him, but... Well, maybe I'm not so torn.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Righteous Brothers’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Michael: [on the phone] Since you're devastating people, tell Gob I'll be telling the cops it was him in the truck so he'll be joining me here. I've got a nice, hard cot with his name on it.
Lucille: You'd do that to your own brother?
Michael: I said "cot."
Quote from George Michael
Narrator: And George Michael tried to break up with Ann.
George Michael: I can't go out tomorrow night, 'cause there's this movie premiere at- It's kinda racy, but-
Ann: Oh, the cousin one? I can't believe it. I was just gonna ask you to go.
George Michael: You want to see that?
Ann: No, I want to get the whole church group together. We're gonna picket those bastards.
[flashback:]
Narrator: George Michael had only heard Ann swear once before when he joined some of her youth group to protest the home of Marc Cherry, executive producer of the hit show Desperate Housewives.
Marc Cherry: It's a satire!
Protesters: [chant] There's nothing funny about fornication!
Ann: The bastard saw us! [kisses George Michael]
Quote from George Michael
Maeby: So bring Ann.
George Michael: No, that's not her kind of thing. I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original anyway. I like the way they think.