Gob Quote #124
Quote from Gob in The One Where They Build a House
Gob: You planned this all along, didn't you, Michael?
Michael: No, I didn't. I had no crew. I had no time.
Gob: You set me up.
Narrator: Gob charged at Michael with the scissors but Michael, as he always did, picked rock.
Gob: You wanted to make me look foolish!
Michael: Put down the scissors. Put 'em down.
Gob: Foolish with scissors!
Narrator: Which beat scissors.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘The One Where They Build a House’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Michael: Hey, whoa, whoa, was that Dad?
Gob: Yeah, I had to, uh, jump off.
Michael: You just had Dad on the phone? Where was he?
Gob: No way to tell, really. Portugal. Down South America way.
Quote from Buster
Buster: They're taking me in the army. They didn't think there was enough wrong with me.
Lucille: Well, did they check everything?
Buster: Yes. They even touched my Charlie Browns.
Quote from Lindsay
Lindsay: There's a cream with real diamonds in it. I can actually smear diamonds on my face, and it's only $400 a tub. That's like, what, like a million diamonds for $400?
Michael: Mm.
Lindsay: A million [bleep] diamonds.