Lucille Quote #95

Quote from Lucille in The One Where They Build a House

Lucille: It's not fair to Buster. He's a nervous wreck right now. He's going into the army, for God's sake. [sobs]
Michael: You volunteered him.
Lucille: I knew you were going to throw that in my face.
Michael: Well, don't worry about it, okay? They're never gonna take him anyway.

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 ‘The One Where They Build a House’ Quotes

Quote from Gob

Michael: Hey, whoa, whoa, was that Dad?
Gob: Yeah, I had to, uh, jump off.
Michael: You just had Dad on the phone? Where was he?
Gob: No way to tell, really. Portugal. Down South America way.

Quote from Buster

Buster: They're taking me in the army. They didn't think there was enough wrong with me.
Lucille: Well, did they check everything?
Buster: Yes. They even touched my Charlie Browns.

Quote from Lindsay

Lindsay: There's a cream with real diamonds in it. I can actually smear diamonds on my face, and it's only $400 a tub. That's like, what, like a million diamonds for $400?
Michael: Mm.
Lindsay: A million [bleep] diamonds.