George Sr. Quote #61

Quote from George Sr. in The One Where They Build a House

George Sr.: [on the phone] Hey, it's me.
Gob: Dad?
George Sr.: Yeah. Listen, I gotta make this quick. You're the only one who can save the family, but you gotta keep the company strong because I'm gonna need some of that money later.
Gob: I will, Dad. It's funny, after all these years of you making fun of me for the magic shows and-
George Sr.: Gob! Oh, for God's- I called to talk to Michael, you horse's- [female operator speaking in Spanish]
Narrator: Gob was hurt.
Gob: Bye, Pop.

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Quote from Gob

Michael: Hey, whoa, whoa, was that Dad?
Gob: Yeah, I had to, uh, jump off.
Michael: You just had Dad on the phone? Where was he?
Gob: No way to tell, really. Portugal. Down South America way.

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Buster: They're taking me in the army. They didn't think there was enough wrong with me.
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Buster: Yes. They even touched my Charlie Browns.

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Michael: Mm.
Lindsay: A million [bleep] diamonds.