Lindsay Quote #63
Quote from Lindsay in Best Man for the Gob
Narrator: And Michael tried to convince Lindsay to rejoin Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution.
Lindsay: Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution was a nightmare for me.
Michael: Hmm. Well, he said it was the most fun your family's ever had.
Lindsay: Yeah, well, I was wacked on Zanotab the entire time.
Michael: I thought Zanotab was supposed to make everything a little bit better.
Lindsay: For 15 minutes. Then it burns when you pee, and your marriage goes to hell. It is not a good supplement. Besides, Maeby's not gonna want to do it.
Maeby: I wanna do it! Are you kidding me? Those were our best times ever.
Lindsay: This party just keeps gettin' better.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Best Man for the Gob’ Quotes
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well... I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: I just want to be a family again. I guess what I'm saying is I want to reunite the band.
Michael: Oh, no.
Narrator: "Oh, no" was right. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music group with Lindsay and Maeby called Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Life Food Company, a division of Chem Grow, an Allyn-Crane acquisition, and part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple. "We keep you alive."
Tobias & Lindsay: [singing] Kind of life that's a little bit better with a Zanotab
Young Maeby: Zanotab may cause dry mouth, hair loss an overly alert feeling, and in some cases may diminish your sex drive.
Tobias & Lindsay: [singing] Zanatab.
Quote from George Michael
George Michael: You know, if you want me on wood block, I can keep perfect time. Some call me the human metronome. You notice how I'm always on time? I'm never late for things.
Maeby: Yeah, but I think punctuality is slightly different from rhythm.
George Michael: No, it's not. It's the exact same thing. It's knowing how long things take.