Narrator: Buster was blindsided.
Buster: Ophelia! Tell me this. Who is the better lover?
Ophelia: He is.
Buster: He is. Okay. What about son?
Narrator: Buster was hurt. And perhaps that's why he availed himself to the photos of Herbert and the prostitute. And Buster, furious, decided to expose Herbert himself. [Buster wails] But not before using the wrong hand to punch a picture of Herbert.
Buster: Stupid Buster. [knocks himself out with his big hand]

Narrator: Buster came to and rushed to Cinco to share the photos with Herbert Love's political enemy, when he ran into Tobias, who enlisted Buster's help for a musical that was becoming less fantastic every minute.
Buster: But I've got to find Lucille 2, I've got to give her pictures. I don't know the songs.
Tobias: It's prerecorded. You're a monster, you don't have to be any good.
Buster: What?
Tobias: Now just go Thing your heart out and don't be put off by the freakishly large-
Buster: What?
Tobias: Oh, God! Okay, well, good. Then just the one glove will do, and, uh... perfecto!

Buster: But I'm not here about that. I'm here about this.
Lucille Austero: What is this?
Buster: Just pictures of Herbert Love with a lady of the night. And he's gotten himself in some pretty hot ham water this time. I want you to humiliate him and win the election.
Lucille Austero: That's my wig. Buster, this is priceless. Why are you giving it to me?
Buster: Because I want to hurt him.
Lucille Austero: I've never known you to want to hurt anybody.
Buster: Well, I hurt my mother, didn't I? I missed her trial, and she cut me out of her life. But I'm over that!

Narrator: Buster was in a whirl. Confused and betrayed, he wanted to punch something. Which is why he went here.
Buster: Hey, I need to punch something! Even if it is a poor little donkey.
Narrator: But it wasn't that kind of donkey punch.
Buster: Oh, I need some juice.
Gene Parmesan: Perhaps uno más, senor, to feed to the fishes? Gene Parmesan. This is not my real job.
Narrator: And that's when Buster heard his target.
Herbert Love: I got to go up and give my speech.
Buster: You!
Herbert Love: Hey, it's the Blind Side monster.
Narrator: And so he blindsided him and became one.