‘Motherboy XXX’
Season 2, Episode 13 - Aired March 13, 2005
Lucille recruits George Michael to take Buster's place at an annual mother/son dance called "Motherboy". Meanwhile, Michael and Gob hunt for the seal who ate Buster's hand, and Tobias signs away the Bluth family's rights for a movie part.
Quote from Lucille
Narrator: And back at Motherboy XXX, Lucille was finding her new partner an asset.
Woman: Is this your son?
Lucille: No, I'm his grandmother. He's an orphan.
Woman: Oh, I'm so sorry. Well, you guys should win.
George Michael: I'm not an orphan. I have a dad.
Woman: Well, good luck to you.
Lucille: Well, that little bit of honesty helped nothing. You'd better bring it to the waltz, young man.
Quote from Buster
Narrator: Meanwhile, Michael and Buster had retrieved Buster's hook and were staking out the situation.
Buster: Gypsies. [trips] Hey. [groans] They've changed into gypsies. My army training tells me that this is going to be a hot mission.
Michael: One hot mission.
Buster: Yes. I create a diversion, and you grab George Michael and go. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother."
Michael: No, let's try to top that.
Narrator: They never did. And later, Operation Hot Mother was underway.
Quote from Lucille
Buster: Boys' choice? That is, if you're not embarrassed to take my hook.
Lucille: Of course not. I'm Peter Pan, and you're Captain Hook. We'll pretend it's a costume. Let's dance.