George Michael Bluth Quotes     Page 13 of 13

Quote from Check Mates

Maeby: We did it. We are geniuses.
George Michael: I can stop lying to Dad. I mean, I feel bad for the new owner. It's bogus software. I mean, what if it bankrupts them?
Maeby: Oh, click. How sorry can you feel for some guy who's obviously incredibly rich and has $3 million to drop on a .wav file that's just the sound of a piece of wood.
George Michael: [chuckles] You know... We had those checks issued to you, and you're thinking, "We want to cash those checks." Well, why not?
Employees: Why not?
George Michael: Why the hell not?
Maeby: [laughs] Yeah.
George Michael: Keep doing what you're doing, guys. Cash those checks. We've got jobs.

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Quote from Courting Disasters

Narrator: But back at the model home, an unemployed Michael was doing his own courtroom preparation, - when he had a visit...
George Michael: Hey, Dad.
Narrator: ...from the son who had unemployed him.
Michael: Hello, son.
George Michael: Figured you'd be up here.
Michael: Yeah. Well, that's father-son psychic connection.
George Michael: Well, the drop stairs were down, and you were yelling, "Where is it?"
Michael: Oh, that helps, too.

Quote from Courting Disasters

George Michael: I'm just worried this is part of that thing that you always do. You try to fix things, and you end up putting yourself in the middle of them. You have to be the hero.
Michael: Oh, well. I do not get in the middle.
George Michael: You dated my girlfriend. You moved into my dorm room.
Michael: You make it sound like I'm always in your business.
George Michael: You bought my business.
Michael: Well-
George Michael: Which has been a huge headache. Now I have to deliver this border wall to the Chinese.
Michael: These are great points. But what you don't know is there's a reason I had to announce that.
George Michael: I know about the foot. It's why I had to fire you, because by trying to fix things, you just end up putting yourself in the middle of a much bigger risk. 'Cause if you think the Chinese are mad now, wait until they find out that Fakeblock is not even perfect yet.
Michael: So I hear. [block tapping] I cannot even get past the logo, so you're close.

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