Gob: Dad. You were always there for me. You were always there for me. And, man, we've had fun together. How about that Mexico trip? Things we'll remember: 'always horny' shirts, eating chips in the car, 'Shut up, Gob!' And almost making love to some roadside bushes. [chuckling] 'Shh. Don't tell Mom!'" What? [man coughing] Remember how our Winnebago got demolished by that train? So many memories. So that's why all you have to do is look at me, and you'll realize that you've done something great in this life. [clears throat] You are the golden anchor of this family, the man who not only left his mark on Newport with the great banana stand... up. Good habit. Standing is... Yep. You always leave your mark everywhere you sit. So I give you the biggest anchor of gold in the world. I only wish it were real gold so that you wouldn't have 30 years of hard work ahead of you. Thirty years!
Narrator: What a horrible speech.
George Sr.: Oh, my gosh. [chuckling] Uh, thank you. I, uh... Oh, wow, it's heavy. I haven't... This, uh, well... Let 'em try to take this away from me, huh?
Gob: They'll have to pry it out of your cold, dead hands.