Quote from Tobias in An Old Start
Narrator: Michael returned to the model home to get his scuba equipment. But before he left town, he thought he'd take one last look at his son's childhood bedroom. Michael: Uh... George Michael? Tobias: [imitating George Michael] Father. It's me, George Michael. Think fast. Michael: Tobias. Tobias: [in normal voice] Michael. Yes, well, this is embarrassing. Not only are you finding me in your son's pants, but you're also finding out how the sausage is made. Michael: [chuckles] I don't understand a thing you said.