George Michael: Hey, I'm actually really glad I ran into you. I could use some advice.
Gob: Oh. Love each other.
George Michael: Oh, no, that's great, but I actually need a specific piece of advice for a certain situation. I'll give it to you fast. Basically, for the past few weeks, I've been living a lie. I've been in this relationship with a woman who doesn't even know.
[Gob tunes out as he hears Simon and Garfunkel's "Sounds of Silence"]
George Michael: ...So, basically now I can either tell her that there is no George Maharis, and never was, or we keep things anonymous and I continue the lie that Fakeblock exists.
Gob: From my perspective, something about "there's a girl"... Did you... Does she like you? I mean, you're not the world's most handsome guy.
George Michael: Yeah, no, she likes-
Gob: I would say what I did take away was that I would rather have sex with someone because they thought I was someone else than not have sex with someone because they thought I was me.
George Michael: So I should probably do the opposite of that and be true to who I am and not compromise my integrity just for some fleeting sexual experience. So, "Love each other."
Gob: There it is.