Quote from George Michael in It Gets Better
George Michael: I will be needing a room, please. Concierge: How many nights? George Michael: Two. Sorry. No, just one night. I thought you were saying how many people. Concierge: And how many beds? George Michael: Two. Two. No. Uh, one bed. Why give her the option? Keep it real simple. One bed, one night, two people, let's solve for X. Concierge: I hate young Hollywood.