Narrator: And soon, they realized... [wood block sounds] what kind of competition they were up against.
George Michael: Well, these are a [bleep] joke.
P-Hound: I know.
George Michael: Where are the mallet options? There's no choice of wood weight or grain type. There's no diameter hole option. I mean, what is this, BabyTock?
P-Hound: BabyTock?
George Michael: You know, the sharp metal box that you put in the crib. Is that not a well-known...