Quote from Lucille in Queen B.
Lucille: [answers phone] Hello, Lucille. I still hope you're coming to our little get-together. Lucille Austero: You want to hear something funny? I never got an invitation! But I feel like I'm there, because it's all over the news. Oh, honey, is that you? I'm on my deck waving to you. But with those police boats following you, I guess I'm waving good-bye. Lucille: Well, you must be mistaken, because I can't see you, and you're usually as hard to miss as Liberace wearing a fright wig. Lucille Austero: Oh, goodness, that is you! I'm practically counting your crow's feet. Lucille: Well, maybe I should turn back and show you another bird. [phone disconnects] Hello? Hello? Did you hear me say that about the bird? Hello? Narrator: But it was clear that Lucille 2 hadn't heard it. So, in a fit of what sailors call "sea rage ", she turned back to show her the bird. Lucille: Coming about. Coming about, boys!