Quote from Buster in Queen B.
Lucille: Because it was your life I was going after to save. He fell off the boat. He'll tell you in my own words.
Buster: Uh... Homosexuals kidnapped-
Lucille: Up, up, up.
Buster: Homosexuals kidnapped the boat and took it on a joy ride. Mother didn't want to trample their rights, so she let 'em. Then she realized that her son fell off the boat and into the water, and she went back. Oh, and a fish swam by my ankle. [gasps] That really happened. Should I keep that?
Lucille: Make it an eel.
Buster: Okay. It's gonna be an eel!