Lucille: That suit looks very hetero on you.
Tobias: Well, thank you. You look very hetero as well. Now, how are you?
Lucille: I'm as normal as blueberry pie. So write that down on a form, sign me out, I won't have to go back to prison, and maybe you'll find a new car parked in your driveway. [winks]
Tobias: Eh. Yes, well, it doesn't work that way. We have to have a series of sessions, and I have to swear in the best of my professional opinion that you have accepted and made every effort at thoughtfully reflecting upon your weaknesses.
Lucille: Yes! Write down that I did that.
Tobias: Well, no, I don't work that way.
Lucille: You don't work anyway. This is your first paying job in 10 years.
Tobias: Oh, no, no, this doesn't pay. This is part of a work release program. The state of California thinks that I'm a sex offender. Don't worry about what the state of California thinks. The point is we have a chance to be honest with ourselves.
Lucille: Fine. You don't look heterosexual in that suit. You look as swishy as Ryan Seacrest.
Tobias: Ryan Seacrest is straight.
Lucille: And I'm 40! Sign the form.