George Sr.: I was wondering if you could tell me my test results.
Dr. Norman: Oh, yes, yes. Well, your testosterone numbers are off the charts. [George Sr. sighs] Below the charts. Under the charts. I don't know how to say that. You have almost no testosterone at all. I don't know the exact numbers, but it's somewhere in the baby range. On the plus side, your estrogen levels are that of a very healthy woman in the throes of her menses.
George Sr.: May I see my results?
Dr. Norman: Oh, I wish you'd asked me about five minutes ago. I think I dumped it with a pot pipe and a bottle of cheetah sedative. Also, the people at Orange County Imaging said that you were masturbating in an MRI tube? [George Sr. nods] Oh, no.
George Sr.: But, Doctor, you told me to.
Dr. Norman: I did no such thing. Oh, no. No. No, you can't do that. That sounds like something I would say when I had my thinking cap on. [laughs] You, sir, are a very funny lady.
George Sr.: That's what they always say to the unattractive one.