Narrator: Tobias Fünke was on his way to reconnect with a daughter he'd lost touch with.
Tobias: [on the phone] Hey, there. It's Big Daddy. I thought I'd try to call you before I surprised you. Things are really looking up, and... Hello? Damn it. What Sudden Valley does to these cell phones!
Narrator: Unbeknownst to Tobias, however, the Sudden Valley home he was on his way to visit...
Man: [over radio] Anus Tart is turning on Trixie Lane.
Narrator: ...had been rented out to a television crew.
Man: [over radio] Creeping up, George Michael.
John Beard: All right, guys, let's entrap a local predator. Come on, lowlife. We got to put this piece of [bleep].