Narrator: And after an hour or so with SkyMall, where she was proud of herself for only buying two things: a self-cleaning litter box in case she ever got a cat, and an inflatable hat box in case she ever got a hat, she got to a great article in the in-flight magazine and found herself filling up with inner peace and acceptance. I mean, not right away.
Lindsay: What is she doing back there?
Narrator: That passenger had been pushing on her seat for, like, four hours.